Pre-motherland.

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My first blog.  And what will soon be a stream of random thoughts by Rali. 

I’m not going to go all ‘verbal diarrhea’ on your azz, so don’t worry.  These blogs will be a collection of bizarre highlights from the shpetz invasion to the Far East Lands.

First stop?  Ze motherland – also known as, India.

Fast facts:

  • When you land, you can’t breathe because that’s how polluted the air is (and when you blow your nose, black gook comes out).  Black. Gook.
  • Population 1.2 billion – What’s not to love about people pushing you on the street with no concept of personal space? And massive Body Odor.
  • Trained monkeys to steal wallets from Westerners? Yes, please.
  • Ambiguous wobbling of head – my favorite body motion, because it can mean ‘yes’ or ‘no’….you never really know what it means and I’m okay with that.

Fast forward to 17 years later – and I am going back to the Motherland for the reasons mentioned above. 

Stay tuned for more random thoughts by Rali. 

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