My first blog. And what will soon be a stream of random thoughts by Rali.
I’m not going to go all ‘verbal diarrhea’ on your azz, so don’t worry. These blogs will be a collection of bizarre highlights from the shpetz invasion to the Far East Lands.
First stop? Ze motherland – also known as, India.
- When you land, you can’t breathe because that’s how polluted the air is (and when you blow your nose, black gook comes out). Black. Gook.
- Population 1.2 billion – What’s not to love about people pushing you on the street with no concept of personal space? And massive Body Odor.
- Trained monkeys to steal wallets from Westerners? Yes, please.
- Ambiguous wobbling of head – my favorite body motion, because it can mean ‘yes’ or ‘no’….you never really know what it means and I’m okay with that.
Fast forward to 17 years later – and I am going back to the Motherland for the reasons mentioned above.
Stay tuned for more random thoughts by Rali.